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Monday, January 17, 2011

ZenithBank Recruitment

Zenithbank is currently recruiting for Freshers. The maximum age for this is 25 years. To apply, send your CV'S to OMORINSOLA.OLAGUNJU@ZENITHBANK.COM
Pls hurry because the DEADLINE IS THURSDAY JAN 21 2011. Good Luck
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How to get MTN customer care faster

MTN Customer Care is
Really Frustrating
Xpecially When you get
Something Important to
Discuss with them!
FOLLOW THIS SHORT,
SIMPLE & EFFECTIVE
STEPS
> 1. Dial 180 on ur MTN
Line
> 2. Listen Attentively to
What the Automatic
Answering machine is
Saying
> 3. It will ask you to
Change your Preffered
Language Option
> 4. Change ur Preffered
Language to Pidgin by
Pressing 6 on your
Keypad
> 5. Press 0 to go to
Customer Care Agent
> 6. It begins to Advertise
MTN Sim Registration,
Wait a little and it will be
Picked by the Available
Representative!
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Add more than 50 peeps on Family N Friends

STEP 1:MIGRATE 4RM UR
CURRENT PLAN TO
HAPPYLINK THAT IS IF U
ARE PREVIOUSLY NOT ON
HAPPYLINK TYPE ''70 TO
131'
STEP 2:WRITE OUT D MTN
NUM U WISH TO REG IN
UR FAMILY AND FRIENDS
IN A SHEET OF PAPER
STEP 3:DIAL '181 ON UR
FONE.LISTEN FOR SOME
SECONDS DEN PRESS '4
WAIT A BIT AND PRESS '2
WAIT A BIT PRESS '1NOW
FINALLY PRESS '1 AGAIN
TO ENDTER D NUM
FOLLOWED BY D
#KEY.USE D SAME
METHOD 2 REG MORE DAN
D ACTUAL 4 NUM AND U
ARE GOOD TO GO
STEP 4:EXPECT D TEXT
MESSAGES CONFIRMING D
REG.AND TAKE NOTE OF D
NUM WHICH WERE
ACTUALLY REG
HAV DONE MORE 70 NUM
BUT 49 HAS BEEN
SUCCESFUL
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Awesome life secrets

1. If you yelled for 8
years, 7 months and 6
days, you would have
produced enough sound
energy to heat one cup of
coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)
2. If you fart consistently
for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced to
create the energy of an
atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it)
3. A pig's orgasm lasts for
30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to
be a pig)
(How'd they figure this
out, and why?)
4. Banging your head
against a wall uses 150
calories an hour.
(Still can't get over that
pig thing)
(Don't try this at
home...maybe at work?)
5. Humans and dolphins
are the only species that
have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why (And pigs get 30-minute
orgasms? Doesn't seem
fair)
6. The strongest muscle in
the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmmmmm........)
7. Right-handed people
live, on average, nine
years longer than left-
handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous
do you split the
difference?)
8. The ant can lift 50
times its own weight, can
pull 30 times its own
weight and always falls
over on its right side
when intoxicated.
(From drinking little
bottles of...?)
(Did taxpayers pay for
this research??)
9. Polar bears are left
handed.
(Who knew....? Who cares?
How'd they find out, did
they ask them?)
10. The catfish has over
27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on
the bottom of the pond?)
11. The flea can jump 350
times its body length.
It's like a human jumping
the length of a football
field.
(30 minutes...can you
imagine?? And why pigs?)
12. A cockroach will live
nine days without it's
head, before it starves to
death.
(Creepy)
13. The male praying
mantis cannot copulate
while its head is attached
to its body. The female
initiates sex by ripping
the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What
the....)
(Well, at least pigs get a
break there...)
14. Some lions mate over
50 times a day.
(In my next life I still
want to be a pig ... quality
over quantity)
15. Butterflies taste with
their feet.
(Oh, Geez) (That's almost
as bad as catfish)
16. An ostrich's eye is
bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like
that.)
17. Starfish don't have
brains.
(I know some people like
that too.)
Interesting Facts II
1. Mosquito repellents
don't repel. They hide
you. The spray blocks the
mosquito's sensors so
they don't know you're
there.
2. Dentists have
recommended that a
toothbrush be kept at
least 6 feet away from a
toilet to avoid airborne
particles resulting from
the flush.
3. The liquid inside young
coconuts can be used as
substitute for blood
plasma.
4. No piece of paper can
be folded in half more
than 7 times.
5. Donkeys kill more
people annually than
plane crashes.
6. You burn more calories
sleeping than you do
watching television.
7. Oak trees do not
produce acorns until they
are fifty years of age or
older.
8. The first product to
have a bar code was
Wrigley's gum.
9. The king of hearts is
the only king without a
mustache.
10. A Boeing 747s
wingspan is longer than
the Wright brother's first
flight.
11. American Airlines
saved $40,000 in 1987 by
eliminating 1 olive from
each salad served in first-
class.
12. Venus is the only
planet that rotates
clockwise.
13. Apples, not caffeine,
are more efficient at
waking you up in the
morning.
14. The plastic things on
the end of shoelaces are
called aglets.
15. Most dust particles in
your house are made
from dead skin.
16. The first owner of the
Marlboro Company died
of lung cancer.
17. Michael Jordan makes
more money from Nike
annually than all of the
Nike factory workers in
Malaysia combined.
18. Marilyn Monroe had
six toes. (rumor)
19. All US Presidents have
worn glasses. Some just
didn't like being seen
wearing them in public.
20. Walt Disney was
afraid of mice.
21. Pearls melt in vinegar.
22. Thirty-five percent of
the people who use
personal ads for dating
are already married.
23. The three most
valuable brand names on
earth: Marlboro, Coca-
Cola, and Budweiser, in
that order.
24. It is possible to lead a
cow upstairs...but not
downstairs.
25. A duck's quack doesn't
echo and no one knows
why. (Or does it? http://
www.acoustics.salford.ac.uk/
acoustics_world/duck/
duck.htm)
26. The reason firehouses
have circular stairways is
from the days when the
engines were pulled by
horses. The horses were
stabled on the ground
floor and figured out how
to walk up straight
staircases.
28. Turtles can breathe
through their butts.
29. Butterflies taste with
their feet.
30. In 10 minutes, a
hurricane releases more
energy than all of the
world's nuclear weapons
combined.
31. On average, 100
people choke to death on
ball-point pens every
year.
32. On average people
fear spiders more than
they do do death 34. Elephants are the only
animals that can't jump.
35. Only one person in
two billion will live to be
116 or older.
36. Women blink nearly
twice as much as men.
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Sunday, January 16, 2011

How to hide files with a Java Phone

Lets get started guys

Goto gallery>options>add
folder>end the name of
folder wit jad e.g file.jad
save and quit..

Move ur favourite files eg
pictures,videos,etc. Then
goto options add folder
now end folder wit jar e.g
file.jar

After doing dis folder
file.jad and all files will
disappear n the file.jar wil
appear empty..

After doing dis folder
file.jad and all files will
disappear n the file.jar wil
appear empty..
To get your files, simply delete the file.jar and the file.jad will appear like magic o. Have fun
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New Airtel Free call cheat!!

Naija guys gast call nah, well thanks 2 our favorite Airtel. YESS WE CAN
Step 1=> Buy a NEW AIRTEL LINE, then Call an Airtel
number for exactly 45
seconds, then end the
call...
Step 2=> Immediately
after ending the call, dial
123, then disconnect after
3 seconds...
Step 3=> Immediately
after disconnecting, Dial
any number u wish to
call...It will be totally
FREE...Drop ur Comments...
TRICK 2 FOR FREE
CALLING...
Send HBO
1473839840104060 TO
202, then follow the
Instructions...
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